"HEY DADDY, WAKE UP, BREAKFAST IN BED!!!.".
Mike said, "Mom I am going to stay up here and keep Daddy company ok?".
"Hey Daddy I can pour your syrup for you?".
"Hey Daddy can I smell your coffee?".
I brought them the S.F. Chronicle and they went through the electronics ads and comics together. And yes that is a SpongeBob Squarepants towel on my bed I was worried about getting syrup and coffee on my down comforter. Especially since Mike was wiggling around next to Erik.
I am really enjoying this 5 year old stage. They are still small enough to be cute and the stuff Mike comes up with sometimes just cracks me up!!
Mike is old enough now to figure out that his grandma isn't married to his grandpa. I had my mom in the van with us the other day when he figured it out. My mom and I looked at each other and she confirmed that her and Grandpa Rankin were no longer married (for 35 years but we didnt' tell him that) and then she gushed on about how wonderful Grandma Cherie is. That's my beloved step-mom and she is wonderful and her and my Dad have been married for over 20 years. To top off that conversation Mike burped and said, "Yummy donuts!". Which had me and my mom laughing hysterically because the last time Mike had donuts was 3 hours ago, gross! Only a 5 year old would think it's yummy to burp up 3 hour old donuts.
I thought this conversation was over but as we drove home hours later, Mike suddenly blurts out,
"Hey Mom?"
"Yes"
"Grandpa dumped Grandma?"
I swear to G-d I swerved. I was laughing so hard I almost had to pull over, especially since I was driving over Highway 17, a very dangerous 2 lane mountain freeway.
"No! Grandpa didn't dump Grandma! They just weren't best friends anymore."
Dumped?! I can't believe he used the word dumped in a sentence regarding his grandparents' divorce. Hilarious.
10 comments:
Kids say the darndest things!
KIDS! oh my my my.....
lol
tracy
Kids don't sugar coat anything do they?! Lol!
Tania (via SITS)
bahahaha!!!! i LOVE your stories!!!! i don't have kids, but always like hearing about the nutty things they say! :)
Mike comes up with the best stuff but today Bekah insisted on asking our babysitter for her driver's license. Like I am going to hire some random chick without a driver's license.
You are the best wife ever! Breakfast in bed after surgery! I hope my hubs doesnt read this!
It's only because I can't have sex for 2 weeks. Had to show my appreciation somehow.
Your kid is hilarious!
What a sweetheart....x
SpongeBob is big in our house too!
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