Fantasy Vacation Pictures

I need a mother-fucking vacation! Excuse my language but it's true. I am soooo stealing this post idea from my buddy Clare. She needs a vacation too and posted a bunch of pics of Paris. This is a complete fantasy vacation so I want to take my kids and a loving nanny for each one of them.


I want to go to a beach like the one below where me and my over-worked husband can re-connect.

Or a ski resort would be even better! I haven't been on skis since I had kids and then I wouldn't have to put my stretch marks on display.

I would even love a week in a city with awesome restaurants and gorgeous views.

I would also enjoy a stay at a romantic bed and breakfast tucked into the mountains.

A gourmet picnic in a scenic meadow would be soooo relaxing.

Here is some scenery I wouldn't mind looking at while I am on vacation!

Maybe they will show up and serve me drinks at this coastal hotel.

I would also love a whole week at a romantic spa with my main squeeze Erik. That would be amazing!

Holy Shit! Who am I kidding? When I said I need a vacation, I really mean it and I really don't care where I end up! This beach looks fine to me.

A cheap ski resort would work for me also.

I would even stay in this city if I didn't have to clean up after myself.

And this bed and breakfast looks pretty friendly to me.

I am sure the food would be tasty at this picnic.

I would even let this guy give me a massage if I could get away for a week or two.

I don't really need to stay at a hotel on the coast either! This place has vacancies.

And this spa may not be romantic but they look like a fun crowd.