I am falling behind on my Weight Watcher recipes, sorry about that. It just got super busy around here. Well I am back on the wagon. Some chick thought I was pregnant this weekend, bitch.
I was at a bridal shower and I was making small talk with some very skinny moms and one of them said, "You look like you are pregnant.". WTF? No, seriously, What The Fuck?! I was stunned. I thought I looked pretty good too, a little bloated, but not enough to look pregnant.
So I need to get serious. I have a bacherlorette party to go to in a month. Thankfully that anorexic chick won't be there, but just in case she sees pictures of me from that weekend, I want her to say, "Oh shit I can't believe I thought she was pregnant! I am a truly horrible person and now I need to go eat a Double Whopper with cheese and maybe some onion rings too.".
So what I am going to do is post my meals for the entire week, with the points. And I will try to eat them too.
Monday, May 18th
1 cup Cheerios
1/2 cup 1% milk
sliced 1/2 a banana
At least 4 cups of coffee with 2 Tbs. of nonfat non-dairy Vanilla creamer
Points= 4
Ok so that's breakfast. I will post the rest of the meals as the day goes along. It's 10:14 pm here and I need to brush my teeth and go to bed. Wish me luck.
I don't need luck brushing my teeth, I mean good luck with sticking to a diet void of cheese and beer.
4 comments:
Please tell me you threw a piece of cake at the Anorexic, and told her she looks like a skeleton...
What a jerk.
I've been doing really badly myself lately (I use Calorie-Count.com). But I'm allowing myself to blame it on PMS for the next week!
Looking at you looking fabulous in your sundress last week, I too am stunned.
Thanks to both of you and no Jenna that cake was too good to waste. She was wearing a white shirt so I should have tossed some red wine on her. But I like the bride so I chose the high road.
I will go check out that website, sounds useful!
Ouch! Good luck, with your teeth and your diet!lol
Jenna, I love that excuse!
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